The topic of 'Education' has been popping up in conversation recently,
and it got me to thinking — always a dangerous situation.
One of those conversations centered around my time at St. Augustine
Diocesan High School in Brooklyn, N.Y., a Catholic school for boys.
My spouse is a Protestant, and so we have distinct differences as regards
religion and The Bible.
For one thing, Protestants revere The Bible and study it methodically;
Catholics, not so much.
With regard to the Old Testament,
Catholics, as a general rule, learn about Adam and Eve, Noah and the Flood,
The Exodus from Egypt, the Ten Commandments, and other 'high points',
but largely ignore the pieces between.
...As a general rule...
At a Catholic High School for boys (or for girls, for that matter)
'Religion' is a required subject, and typically focuses on Catholic doctrine
and dogma.
At St. Augustine, whether by accident or design, my freshman Religion instructor was
Brother Robert FSC, and Br. Robert taught a very different sort of class.
He focused on "Biblical exegesis", the extraction of meaning from the text.
He taught, for instance, that Jonah was swallowed by a whale, but that 'swallowed
by a whale' did not mean what the literal words signify.
Today, we would say that Jonah got himself into a jam, and those
words don't mean what they seem to imply, either.
Another lesson was on "Belshazar's Feast".
In the Book of Daniel, there is a scene (at the feast) where a ghostly finger
appears and begins writing Hebrew characters on the wall (from which we get the
phrase 'the handwriting on the wall').
Belshazar calls in his wise men and wants to know what the finger wrote.
They are stumped because, even though they can read Hebrew, the words don't seem
to make sense.
The words were "Mene, mene, tekkel, upharsin".
"Tekkel" (or shekel) is a coin and a weight, and only the context can tell you which
one is meant.
"Mene" is also a coin, half a shekel, and is sometimes used
as a token in counting games (unless
there's another 'mene' that isn't a coin).
"Upharsin" has a rainbow of meanings, and interpretation is a bear because Hebrew
doesn't have vowels, so depending on which vowel-ish things one chooses
when pronouncing the words and where they
get inserted among the consonants, "upharsin" can mean "divide", or "Persian", and a few
other things.
Daniel, a Hebrew slave at Belshazar's court, is called in and given a shot at explaining
the handwriting on the wall.
Daniel looks and shortly tells Belshazar "It says: (mene mene) your days are numbered,
(tekkel) you have been weighed in the balance and found wanting,
(upharsin) your kingdom will be divided and given to the Medes and the Persians."
Naturally, all this comes to pass and Belshazar gets what's coming to him.
Sometime back, wife invited me to a Bible Study because the topic was "The Book of Daniel",
and I got to explain to a roomful of Biblically-well-read folk
why Daniel said what he said.
They were suitably impressed that a Catholic knew all that.
People constantly hit me with "How do you know all this stuff?"
That's easy... I got a really good education.
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